I actually quite welcome off-sides and icing.
Freakin' cherry pickers.
One thing that kills me about MSG Triplex (where I play) is that they don't whistle a play dead if the puck hits the netting above the glass.
They also don't whistle the puck dead if it's resting ON the net.
What's up with that?
FYI, our league plays 3-15 min periods. Where I moved from (Colorado Springs, home of USA Hockey), we played by USA Hockey Inline's rules, and that was 2-25 minute halves.
They also only had a 1 minute halftime, which drove me nuts! They had a 2 minute halftime originally, and then only dropped it to one. Hardly long enough to skate to the bench, take of helmet and gloves, dry your face off and get a drink.