Originally Posted by pradselost

2. There's a guy I play against that always has his mouth open whenever he has the puck. He'll come into the zone, deking around like he's an NHL allstar, all the while with this shocked look on his face, like he can't believe his (he thinks) slick moves. I'd think he was doing it on purpose to be obnoxious, if he wasn't such an obvious idiot that he can't control it.