[Aaron]

so here's a list I found of Alternative gifts for goalies...

10. SPF 30 sun screen, for that annoying back of the neck burn.
9. For the significant other on your list, here's one that won't cost you a penny: After the game, you can "tend to his equipment," if you know what I mean.

8. Chia Pet (hey, everyone loves chia pets).

7. Ice packs, Ice packs, and more ice packs.

6. A contract with a real NHL team, instead of an IHL contract in hockey hell.

5. Patrick Roy's newest instructional video: "How to alienate a whole city in three easy steps" (endorsed by Mike Keenan).

4. Dominic Hasek's newest instructional video: "Ugly goaltending made easy."

3. Blaine Lacher's newest instructional video: "Riding the Pine with Style."

2. Clothing that brings out the color of bruises.

1. Gift certificate for mental health services.