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Hahaha, that was good lou.
I do have a bit of an amusing story with the skate ovens. When we first got one in the shop at our rink my Dad wasn't sure how long he was meant to set the clock to so he figured 'well it goes up to 15 minutes so I might as well'. The unfortunate customer, my brother. My dad's not the type to read an instruction manual, it often makes for an interesting anecdote. Anyway after my brother has had these skates on his feet for about three minutes he says 'they sure are hot, are they meant to be this hot?' to which Dad replies 'yep, probably, now quiet, I'm watching the footy'.
After about 10 minutes of pain my brother can take it no longer. He assures Dad he can no longer have these skates on his feet and they must be removed. So he unlaces them and very slowly and gingerly slides the skates off revealing very roasted socks. His white socks had turned into a nice toasty brown. That same brown your toast looks when you set your toaster to about 2.5.
I might as well put all my eggs in one basket with Australians and their crazy skate bake oven experiences, but the same guy that tried the heat gun also heard about these new Mission skates that you can leave the wheels on while you bake them (I believe this can be done with the D3's, don't take my word but it will clearly say so on the box). So this bloke gets a new shipment of Mission's and thinks 'sweet, these must be the ones.' A customer purchases a set and the guy I know urges him to use the skate bake oven because he's eager to bake a set of skates with the wheels still on them. Well there's really no other way this story could turn funny without saying it turns out they simply weren't the skates that you can leave the wheels on while heating them. The wheels came out looking more like grilled cheese than wheels.
Speaking of which, Dad won't let me grill cheese in the skate oven. I really want to!
Maybe I could make a segment out of dickhead Australians and their lack of knowledge and abundance of stupidity.
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