Best Hockey Chirps

[NHLAlum Target]

Just before a guy got whupped bad in a league game: "Don't worry, our goalie is a nurse"

Just AFTER said guy got whupped: "Oh, he only stiches up OUR team, sorry."

[Foxton]

Originally Posted by xethicx

These somehow rank in your mind as the best hockey chirps? 98% of that fratboy cheerleading doesnt even have to do with hockey. I mean really... a sieve, where are we the 1950's? do you go to baseball games and call the pitcher a belly itcher too?

I dunno man, not trying to start an argument here but I seriously pitty anyone that goes from up in Canada to playing college hockey in the US. The marching bands, cheerleaders, fratboys with sandals, coors light everywhere and people yelling stuff like the above... wow... the horror, poor players.

Youre a solid guy foxton where did this come from?

If you want to start another American vs. Canadian thing you should just start your own thread. You got your own misconstrued perception of what Americans and American college are.

All those cheers and more are yelled/sang by a good portion of the entire student section. I feel sorry for you if you've never been in an arena that had an atmosphere because the players/staff enjoy it enough that they give us money to travel a couple times a season so they can have a bit of that atmosphere when playing at another arena.

[Matt The Hammer]

After a game, I'll say to a teamate - "Hey, You were here?"

Jerry Klien filled in for me one game. He reportedly said to my team after a brutal (the usual) first period - "Thanks for the break away practice".

ha ha

"You sure you're right handed?"

"You're the worst/best player I have ever seen"

[Jim Bob]

Originally Posted by Foxton

Hey Goalie,
Your momma was a screen door,
Your daddy was a funnel,
That makes you a SIEVE!

At Clarkson we had one that went like this:

You're not a goalie, you're a sieve.
You're not a sieve, you're a funnel.
You're not a funnel, you're a vacuum.
You're not a vacuum, you're a black hole.
You're not a black hole, YOU JUST SUCK!

My favorite school specific chant was:

Around the bowl and down the hole, Go Brown Go!

[murtel]

"Hey number __, you don't play so good."

"Go get murdered."

Both of those are two of just a few of the many bad chirps our team has heard this past season.


My all time favourite:

"Susan sucks pussy!"

[Vaughngoalie3]

our fans usually get the "all your fault" chant going when the other goalie gets scored on. Another one that makes me laugh is when we score they all point at the other goalie "hey goalie, your mom calls and she said.....YOU SUCK". And then there was the one time somebody yells "goalie listens to boy george". Our fans are crazy

[Mitch92]

Subbing for a team a few weeks ago we were down 2-0 after the first. On my way to the other end I suggested to the bench that they might want to try playing in the other end a little bit in the second. They went on to tie the game up in the second and win it in the last minute of the third 3-2! I guess I am a motivational genius!

[Law Goalie]

Originally Posted by Steven

Here is another classic chirp....

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...99771269561926

Bahahahaha that absolutely never gets old. My favourite part is right after Trottier's cumulative rant, when the whole Pittsburgh bench starts guffawing.

Let's see, the best ones I've heard... (where X=number or name)

"How's your wife like the stone hands, X?"

"I piss harder than you shoot."

"Is that your mother or the sulfur plant/pulp mill?" (popular when playing on the road in Cornwall/Sudbury)

"Were you trying to punch me or pat me cheek?"

"Easy to lie on the ice with no balls, eh X?"

"Paper bag! Paper bag!" (when a particularly tired opponent is heading to the bench)

[SirSavesAlot]

Originally Posted by xethicx

These somehow rank in your mind as the best hockey chirps? 98% of that fratboy cheerleading doesnt even have to do with hockey. I mean really... a sieve, where are we the 1950's? do you go to baseball games and call the pitcher a belly itcher too?

I dunno man, not trying to start an argument here but I seriously pitty anyone that goes from up in Canada to playing college hockey in the US. The marching bands, cheerleaders, fratboys with sandals, coors light everywhere and people yelling stuff like the above... wow... the horror, poor players.

Youre a solid guy foxton where did this come from?

Foxton is right, at college games thats the whole student body not just "frat" guys. In fact I am in a fraternity, and we don't call them frats. Would you call your country a ****? I don't think so.


My favorite is, "Hey 17, your adopted, your parents don't love you,"

[Steven]

"You're the effen best bellows"

[Gregan]

Originally Posted by xethicx

These somehow rank in your mind as the best hockey chirps? 98% of that fratboy cheerleading doesnt even have to do with hockey. I mean really... a sieve, where are we the 1950's? do you go to baseball games and call the pitcher a belly itcher too?

I dunno man, not trying to start an argument here but I seriously pitty anyone that goes from up in Canada to playing college hockey in the US. The marching bands, cheerleaders, fratboys with sandals, coors light everywhere and people yelling stuff like the above... wow... the horror, poor players.

Youre a solid guy foxton where did this come from?

Dude, you need to chill....

[ClawTheGoalie]

best one if a ref's having a particularly bad game (best done from the Safety of the stands)

"Hey! *insert nearest well known Zoo here* called. said they're missing a zebra"

[makbeer]

I said this after a particularly hard foul went uncalled at an intramural basketball game at York U in which the ref was from the same residence as the one we were playing against and spent the entire game letting our guys get mugged.

"Hey ref, sodomy is a foul."

[Foxton]

In line with the ref bashing

Hey #refs name# does your husband know your screwing us!

-Before the ref raises his hand-
Hey #refs name# raise your hand if you suck!

Thank you -cheers-

[ClawTheGoalie]

At last seasons Elite league Play-off finals weekend (the UK's big finalé where fans of ALL teams come for the weekend) The Belfast fans were chanting "Hands up for Hanson (one of our particualar ever so biased Goalie-turned-refs)

then giving it a big build up every face off when he signalled for 5 second line change limit

CLICKY THINGY

KEEP AN EYE ON THE GUY TO THE IMMEDIATE RIGHT OF THE GOAL POST