Best Hockey Chirps

[rod]

This is still my favorite heckle:

Originally Posted by Matt The Hammer

Deptford, NJ - Deptford Skating Rink - rink was shortened so the owner could install a large jungle gym with a ball pit. Nothing beats the sound of kids playing on this while playing goal right in front of it. 5 year olds saying "you stink goalie" is kinda funny.

[shootertutor]

Originally Posted by Kanji

Hey,
I thought it would be cool to have a thread about some of the best chirps you have ever heard during hockey.
Here are some beauties I have heard over the years:
"Hey number 7 I pack lips bigger then you!"
"I've seen better wheels on a boat!"
"Hey, I used to have gloves like those. Then my Dad got a job!"
"How did John get hurt? He fell of the bench!"
Feel free to add some of your favorites,
Omar

boy, those are just the height of wit

[#20]

Originally Posted by DRE75HABS

Wow, your coach must be a real class act... :rolleyes

I used to wonder what your problem was, not anymore.

he knows exactly what hes talking about and all the kids love him, he's hilarious. Best coach I've ever had. Sorry he's not some canadian patriot who only preaches playing his way and everything he thinks is right and has no ****ing clue what he's tlking about. (like my last coach)

[Coldaccord]

my high school team (whom i used to play for when i was in HS) was in the city championships at the Marine Midland Arena (Sabres' arena) last sunday. my school is City Honors, a lot of our students go on to ivy league schools and other good colleges. They were playing Cheektowaga, which I guess doesn't have much success rate in the college regard.

The fans (students) from my school were chanting behind the other team's bench "4 year school!"

[driven29]

"Hey Stripes, I've seen better refs at FOOT LOCKER!"

[kobes31]

Originally Posted by #20

"Give Him the stick! Dont Give him the stick!"- I still am not sure where thats from

go to ebaumsworld.com and find the GI Joe cartoons. People dubbed over the public service announcements with some hilarious stuff.

[scotty1899]

Goalie skating to net in front of opposing bench after a bad first:
"The coach is still playing you!"

After scoring a few more the goalie pulls himself, but the coach sends him back and then he goes past the opposing teams bench again:
"How many more goals do we need to score until they pull you?"

[Shutdown]

We had this one game this year where the ref was totally blowing the game, it was horrible. There was 4 players from each team in the box.
As one of my players is stepping into the box he says: "Hey ref, mind getting us some chips and salsa? We got a little party going on here."

Not that great, but made me laugh.

[masonbuchanan]

" hey #16, your gay"

[Kanji]

hey,
its been a little while so i thought i would bump this thread back up.
omar

[masonbuchanan]

"Hey two one your hockey skills are below average!"

[psofmars]

this past season this kid on my team is all pissed off cause he can't score on me at practice. so it's a breakaway drill, he comes in fast and purposely hits the ice so he can slide into me and make me fly. I jump over him and he hits his face on the post. I just looked at him and said "Brilliant!" like the guys on the beer commercial. One of his friends almost fell on the ice he laughed so hard.

Hey Scotty 1899, The jerk on my team was Emig.

Sean

[Magician]

After making probably the 4th or 5th save on breakaways from the other team's best player, I said while digging the puck out from under my pad yet again, "Your old lady told me you couldn't get it up, but I thought she was talking about something else."

[madgoaieskillz0]

Ask if their mother misses you.

[fleuryrocks29]

hey ref, are you pregnant? ..cuz u've missed a couple periods!

hehe