Best Hockey Chirps

[no5hole]

I have had a couple of times that I have used this one

You know when someone totally misses the (puck) or ball completely .... I yelled

"Keep swinging .... you might give the puck a cold!"

[jbgd825]

Not hockey chirps, (I haven't been playing in a league long enough) but I feel some good chirps none- the less.

As a catcher I got some good mouth time with the batters when they would eff up very obviously right in front of me.

Some of my favorites include......


Swing and a miss: "Hey thanks for the cool breeze, I was getting hot back here."
"Heres your jock-strap."
"Nice hack"
"have you ever considered a career as a lumberjack?"
"Man you swing like my sister."

When a batter would "injure" himself: "Hey are you alright? I wouldn't want you to break a nail, you know."

When a batter would swing so hard he fell out of hit shoes: "Woah bud, gotta hit the ball before you start running to first!"

When I would race down the line to backup the first baseman on a grounder to the infield I would yell " IM BEATING YOU IM BEATING YOU!" to the runner and sometimes would run alongside them. they would be so pissed when I got too close haha.

Strikeouts: "Hey its ok, baseballs not for everyone"



My all time favorite though (not said by me of course )

"Hey....is that your sister out there? In left field?......Naked?"

"you think she'd go out with me?"

[greatsave31]

After someone tried checking me in a men's b league game (I skate out for b league games, I used to play defense)... I was literally standing on the boards so I could stop the puck wrapping around with my skate. This guy full on checks me and his face ran into my shoulder. He broke his nose and started to curse at me...

my reply:
" A tampon will help you either way"

[Matt The Hammer]

Originally Posted by jbgd825

As a catcher I got some good mouth time with the batters when they would eff up very obviously right in front of me.

I have been catching for 15 years... nothing is better than beating the batter to first.

It's amazing how much we talk to the batters and how much they typically hate it. I just caught a batter last week peeking at signals his first at bat. That was a fun time every time he came up.

Nothing is simpler and faster than the line Trottier drops:

"You're the best"

[jbgd825]

Originally Posted by Matt The Hammer

I have been catching for 15 years... nothing is better than beating the batter to first.

It's amazing how much we talk to the batters and how much they typically hate it. I just caught a batter last week peeking at signals his first at bat. That was a fun time every time he came up.

Nothing is simpler and faster than the line Trottier drops:

"You're the best"

HAHA, that happened to me ONE TIME where the guy was trying to peek signals. I was like DUDE, I'm looking RIGHT AT YOU when I give the signals!
So I stood up and started yelkling HE'S CHEATING!! HES CHEATING!! COACH WHAT SHOULD i DO??? HE LOOKED AT THE SIGNS!! WHAT A CHEATER!!!

Hilarity ensued. Also embarassment on his part.

Then I told him it was O.K. because he was the best looking batter they had.

[Matt The Hammer]

Funny, the dude I caught is the v.p. of our league (Tri-State Naba).

It took him a few seconds to react after I called him out. Then he went nuts too.

I few times I have had spanish players who stand right against the backstop try to be slick and call out my signals in spanish to the batter. I don't know much spanish, but I know curve fastball and all. Little did they know I went to a touch system but still was putting down fingers that were extra visible.

Used them to my advantage.

I really enjoy the mind games while catching. You'll learn a ton of ways to do it as you play longer.

[PSULion22]

Originally Posted by stollie_the_goalie

I died laughing when I heard someone from the stands yell, "Get off your knees, ref! You're blowing the game!"

That is my favorite. I have been using it since high school (15 years). I've gotten thousands of students to laugh at it during a PSU football game.

[Matt The Hammer]

Originally Posted by PSULion22

That is my favorite. I have been using it since high school (15 years). I've gotten thousands of students to laugh at it during a PSU football game.

Inbreads.....

[PSULion22]

Originally Posted by Matt The Hammer

Inbreads.....

. . .you put meats for sammiches? Or do you mean inbreds? Funny how you call people inbreds but can't spell it yourself.

[Matt The Hammer]

Originally Posted by PSULion22

. . .you put meats for sammiches? Or do you mean inbreds? Funny how you call people inbreds but can't spell it yourself.

Funny......

[RedK]

I stopped a guy on a breakaway. He called me a c***. I announced loudly "that's ok, you're just jealous cuz my stick is bigger than yours."