We use most of these at every home game including the legendary Copper Country Anthem which the words are never sung so they don't matter. And yes we have more fun than you.
Don't be sad. Don't be blue.
Frankenstein was ugly too.
-My school specific- (Hey were's that one kid who said you don't need anything past basic math?)
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sec cos tan sin 3.14159
pi pi radical mu
Beat em' Beat em' MTU!
I'm Blind! I'm Deaf! I wanna be a Ref!
Zebra! Zebra! Short and Stout, find your head and PULL IT OUT!
I got a rope! I got a tree!
All we need is a Referee!
[To the tune of If you're happy and you know it. State is Michigan State.]
If you can't get into college go to State!
If you can't get into college go to State!
If you can't get into college cause you haven't got the knowledge!
If you can't get into college go to State!
Blood makes the ice/court/grass red!
KILL KILL KILL!!!!!
Hey Goalie,
Your momma was a screen door,
Your daddy was a funnel,
That makes you a SIEVE!
-And now the greatest song ever-
In heaven there is no beer.
Thats why we drink it here.
And when were gone from here.
Our friends will be drinking all our beer.
In Heaven there is no snow.
That's why we want to go.
And when it's ten below,
Our friends will be freezing in the snow.
In Heaven there are no refs,
But here they're blind and deaf.
And when we all have left,
Our friends will be BITCHIN' AT THE REFS.
In Heaven there is no sex.
That's why we use "Brand X".
And when we hit the decks,
Our friends will be having all our sex.
-Another MTU specific song-
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the engineers.
We can, we can, we can, we can drink all of forty beers.
Drink up, drink up, drink up, drink up, and come along with us,
for we don't give a damn for any man who don't give a damn for us.
My father was a miner on the upper Malamute.
My mother was a hostess in the house of ill repute.
And at the tender age of three, they threw me on my ear,
And there was nothing left for me to do but become an engineer.
The Hard Verse:
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are,
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are,
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are,
We are, we are, we are.
Special Hockey Verse:
Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve,
Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve,
Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve,
Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve
-Argument between the student section and the pep band-
Hey! Pep Band/Misfits!
We drink spirits yes we do!
We drink spirits how bout you?
[Opposite group repeats]
[Shouting match]
We drink more!
We drink more!
We drink more!