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Old 03-01-2007, 07:22 PM
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Best Hockey Chirps

Hey,
I thought it would be cool to have a thread about some of the best chirps you have ever heard during hockey.
Here are some beauties I have heard over the years:
"Hey number 7 I pack lips bigger then you!"
"I've seen better wheels on a boat!"
"Hey, I used to have gloves like those. Then my Dad got a job!"
"How did John get hurt? He fell of the bench!"
Feel free to add some of your favorites,
Omar
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Old 03-01-2007, 07:23 PM
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Old 03-01-2007, 07:26 PM
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Here is another classic chirp....

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...99771269561926
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Old 03-01-2007, 07:32 PM
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We use most of these at every home game including the legendary Copper Country Anthem which the words are never sung so they don't matter. And yes we have more fun than you.

Don't be sad. Don't be blue.
Frankenstein was ugly too.

-My school specific- (Hey were's that one kid who said you don't need anything past basic math?)
e^x dx dy e^x dx
sec cos tan sin 3.14159
pi pi radical mu
Beat em' Beat em' MTU!

I'm Blind! I'm Deaf! I wanna be a Ref!

Zebra! Zebra! Short and Stout, find your head and PULL IT OUT!

I got a rope! I got a tree!
All we need is a Referee!

[To the tune of If you're happy and you know it. State is Michigan State.]
If you can't get into college go to State!
If you can't get into college go to State!
If you can't get into college cause you haven't got the knowledge!
If you can't get into college go to State!

Blood makes the ice/court/grass red!
KILL KILL KILL!!!!!

Hey Goalie,
Your momma was a screen door,
Your daddy was a funnel,
That makes you a SIEVE!

-And now the greatest song ever-
In heaven there is no beer.
Thats why we drink it here.
And when were gone from here.
Our friends will be drinking all our beer.

In Heaven there is no snow.
That's why we want to go.
And when it's ten below,
Our friends will be freezing in the snow.

In Heaven there are no refs,
But here they're blind and deaf.
And when we all have left,
Our friends will be BITCHIN' AT THE REFS.

In Heaven there is no sex.
That's why we use "Brand X".
And when we hit the decks,
Our friends will be having all our sex.

-Another MTU specific song-
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the engineers.
We can, we can, we can, we can drink all of forty beers.
Drink up, drink up, drink up, drink up, and come along with us,
for we don't give a damn for any man who don't give a damn for us.

My father was a miner on the upper Malamute.
My mother was a hostess in the house of ill repute.
And at the tender age of three, they threw me on my ear,
And there was nothing left for me to do but become an engineer.

The Hard Verse:
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are,
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are,
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are,
We are, we are, we are.

Special Hockey Verse:
Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve,
Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve,
Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve,
Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve

-Argument between the student section and the pep band-
Hey! Pep Band/Misfits!
We drink spirits yes we do!
We drink spirits how bout you?

[Opposite group repeats]

[Shouting match]
We drink more!
We drink more!
We drink more!

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Old 03-01-2007, 07:49 PM
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this is one I actually said after a fight...team mates loved it..." I'll f**k you up so bad, when I'm done with you ,even your mother won't recognize you " Even the refs were dying....
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Old 03-01-2007, 07:52 PM
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"Nice mug, wadda' feed it uppercuts?"

"Your so ugly your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dog to play with your sorry ass!"

"Your so pathetic you couldn't get laid in a Ban**** whore house with a fist full of twenties!"

I could go on all day.............ok maybe not all day but these are just a few classics.

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Old 03-01-2007, 07:58 PM
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Actually said this during a game loud enough that both benches could hear, and pretty much the entire rink. "You're just pissed of because my dick is longer than your career!! And trust me bud that ain't very long!!" i got 2 min for unsportsmanlike conduct.....
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Old 03-01-2007, 08:06 PM
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^ Nice.

I got a unsportsmanlike conduct for yelling this at a Ref:

"I know your kind of busy staring at the players’ asses, but you’re missing a Hell of a game..."
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Old 03-01-2007, 09:05 PM
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Hey number 1! You play like number 2!
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Old 03-01-2007, 09:08 PM
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Old 03-01-2007, 10:09 PM
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I currently live in appalachia, so I use this one off the ice...I read it from the old junior hockey bible.

"Hey, it looks like your tongue is in jail!!"
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Old 03-01-2007, 10:10 PM
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We use most of these at every home game including the legendary Copper Country Anthem which the words are never sung so they don't matter. And yes we have more fun than you.

Don't be sad. Don't be blue.
Frankenstein was ugly too.

-My school specific- (Hey were's that one kid who said you don't need anything past basic math?)
e^x dx dy e^x dx
sec cos tan sin 3.14159
pi pi radical mu
Beat em' Beat em' MTU!

I'm Blind! I'm Deaf! I wanna be a Ref!

Zebra! Zebra! Short and Stout, find your head and PULL IT OUT!

I got a rope! I got a tree!
All we need is a Referee!

[To the tune of If you're happy and you know it. State is Michigan State.]
If you can't get into college go to State!
If you can't get into college go to State!
If you can't get into college cause you haven't got the knowledge!
If you can't get into college go to State!

Blood makes the ice/court/grass red!
KILL KILL KILL!!!!!

Hey Goalie,
Your momma was a screen door,
Your daddy was a funnel,
That makes you a SIEVE!

-And now the greatest song ever-
In heaven there is no beer.
Thats why we drink it here.
And when were gone from here.
Our friends will be drinking all our beer.

In Heaven there is no snow.
That's why we want to go.
And when it's ten below,
Our friends will be freezing in the snow.

In Heaven there are no refs,
But here they're blind and deaf.
And when we all have left,
Our friends will be BITCHIN' AT THE REFS.

In Heaven there is no sex.
That's why we use "Brand X".
And when we hit the decks,
Our friends will be having all our sex.

-Another MTU specific song-
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the engineers.
We can, we can, we can, we can drink all of forty beers.
Drink up, drink up, drink up, drink up, and come along with us,
for we don't give a damn for any man who don't give a damn for us.

My father was a miner on the upper Malamute.
My mother was a hostess in the house of ill repute.
And at the tender age of three, they threw me on my ear,
And there was nothing left for me to do but become an engineer.

The Hard Verse:
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are,
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are,
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are,
We are, we are, we are.

Special Hockey Verse:
Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve,
Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve,
Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve,
Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve, Sieve

-Argument between the student section and the pep band-
Hey! Pep Band/Misfits!
We drink spirits yes we do!
We drink spirits how bout you?

[Opposite group repeats]

[Shouting match]
We drink more!
We drink more!
We drink more!
These somehow rank in your mind as the best hockey chirps? 98% of that fratboy cheerleading doesnt even have to do with hockey. I mean really... a sieve, where are we the 1950's? do you go to baseball games and call the pitcher a belly itcher too?

I dunno man, not trying to start an argument here but I seriously pitty anyone that goes from up in Canada to playing college hockey in the US. The marching bands, cheerleaders, fratboys with sandals, coors light everywhere and people yelling stuff like the above... wow... the horror, poor players.

Youre a solid guy foxton where did this come from?

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Old 03-01-2007, 10:53 PM
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LOL get off the ice you tit ****er

AHHAHAHAHAHAH
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Old 03-01-2007, 11:36 PM
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"hey 9 does your coach know your out there"

after someone gets run over
hey 9 pick up the phone
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Old 03-01-2007, 11:57 PM
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Just heard this in our last game before playoffs and we were winning 7-2 , " I beat up guys like you while skating to the fight"
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