Van Halen, Roth to announce reunion tour - Music - MSNBC.com
I'm betting it dies before they get through week two.
Roth is going to have a meltdown taking instruction from a trio of Van Halens. It was bad enough for him with two.... so three is going to be better? And I can just see the first time he gives Wolfgang any lip...
DLR - "You're playing it wrong... that's not how it goes."
WVH - "Um... do you even know which end to blow in, old man?"
DLR - "What? You can't talk to me like that. I'm the star of this show."
WVH - " Gee... that must be why the band is called Van Halen... because it's all about
you."
DLR - "I oughta kick your smarmy little punk ass..." <<< gets up, attempts roundhouse kick >>>
[[[SNAP! CRACKLE! POP! ]]]
WVH - "What the hell was that, old man? Get up... I'll stick this guitar up your a55!"
DLR - "Dial 911 kid... I think I broke a hip!"