Posting to introduce myself

[Henrik]

I have no idea who she is.

[goalieworld35]

Originally Posted by motoGoalie

I will say that his hostility toward my question indicates a level of discrepency. I think he IS the king.

Plus, 19 is like 28, only 9 more and 19 is a prime number whereas 28 is a multiple of 7, another prime number and neither one of them has a whole square root. You do the math.

It's a dead giveaway.

I took my smart pill today and i still cant figure out the math. WTF????

[cajungoalie]

Originally Posted by motoGoalie

So you are telling us that Dana Carvey is your king?

too funny.................laughing my ass off.

[D Beaupre]

Originally Posted by hunster71

Do you know who this is???

Vendela Kirsebom Thomessen
Supermodel.

Worked as a TV reporter during the 1994 Olympic Winter Games at Lillehammer, Norway, for the Norwegian TV channel NRK.

She was the host, together with Anders Lundin, in "Melodifestivalen 1999" (the Swedish national Eurovision song contest).

Today she lives in Oslo, Norway, with her Norwegian husband and two children, Julia Annette (b. 1/2/1998) and Hannah (b. 5/25/2000)

Measurements: 33 1/2B-25-34 (Ford model card 1988), (Source: Celebrity Sleuth magazine)

Wears size 7 shoe, size 6-8 dress.

Turkish father, Norwegian mother. In early April 2004 she shocked Sweden by revealing that her father was a Turk living in Istanbul. Her mother had conceived Vendela in Istanbul.

Want to know anything else?

[Min]

Hi joined the forum 2 weeks ago and now finally allowed to post.
I just started playing the sport 4months ago, and started as a goalie! Nice to meet ya all!

[Ringy]

Hi. Uhm.

My name is Stefany and I played goalie for about 2 and a half years, I've played 8 years total on the ice, and I'm recently starting to become a goalie again (I always loved being goalie, but due to being shoved aside by male goalies.. ). I probably have a long way to go in re-learning and learning new stuff since the last time I played I was 10 or something. o_O You all seem very humorous and informative, so I decided to join after about a week of lurking (I watch people. ).

Oh, and I play ringette.

It's nice to be here, and talk with you all.

[kevinsane]

Hi. Me are Matt the Hammer, and me come here cause no me got any friends.

[KPierc]

hey

the names kayl and ive been been playing hockey for 12 years now and have been playing net fulltime for 11 of those years. ive been lurking on here for a couple months now and finally signed up. I've played travel A hockey all my life and am looking to make the jump this year to jr. C. well thats about it i guess but if anyone ever needs someone to make a trip over to Brians i can be the man for the job since i practically live next door

[CrinkledStraw]

Hey guys.

I stumbled upon these forums through a Goggle search, looked over the equipment reviews, and decided to join. My name's Amber, I'm eighteen and a senior in high school. I'll be going to the University of Nevada, Reno this summer (two time WCRHL regional champs!). I've been playing goalie since I was twelve and I've played on roller hockey travel teams, adult teams, and varsity high school teams. I want to get into ice hockey soon/someday, but that requires my getting off my lazy ass and getting a job but we'll see.

[davgray]

Hi all,
I'm Dave, I'm a 34 year old noob, to the board, and to the position. I played pond & street hockey growing up, but never anything organized. I first set foot on an actual ice rink in full gear in the summer of 2003, then due to a knee injury that fall, along with other life events (primarily the birth of my daughter, who is turning 2 in May), prevented me from getting back to hockey until this past winter. Completely self-taught, I have never had any goalie coaching. I found this board kind of by accident, threads pop up at times on google when searching for equipment, so I've been lurking for a while, it has been an amazing resouce as I have been shopping for equipment, I hope to have some knowledge that I can share with the community someday.

[Kahnighit]

Didn't know this thread existed.

My name is Tom. I'm 32. I'm almost done aquiring all the equipment necessary to see if I can get myself killed doing this. I've always wanted to try and finally it seems like i'll follow through. I am a computer nerd. I've spent a ton of time working in the restaurant biz. I've also been an inventory/project manager. I've gone into business for myself and hopefully I'll never have to work for anyone again.

Anyway, I found this board in January. Lurked for a couple months joined in March and got approved sometime after that. I've allready managed to offend at least a half dozen people in the Hot Stove forum. This is what I've learned from/about this board/community so far:

• Bedris rarely answers a question seriously.
• An inordinate number of members have chosen some derivative of Marc-Andre Fleury as thier screen name.
• Most of them are to be ignored.
• Asterisks refer to a site/company/name that shall not be named. Many 1337 trolls originate there
• Sloth is harsh but mostly right and will make no apologies for his delivery.
• Moto loves fusion and goes to bed every night dreaming of that convertable trans-am
• RBK has a huge following
• Most of that following is brainwashed youth.
• Mature (though less explosive/fun) is to be had at a different forum which I won't name in hopes of not polluting the space.
• Threads titled brand vs. brand will turn into a flame war within 7 posts.
• Threads titled "What do you think of brand/model?" will have a "do a search" post within 3 posts.
• Threads asking very general questions will also get a "do a search" post within 3.
• Ryeno will be the person saying "do a search" roughly 80% of the time. Of that 80% he is likely to say "discussion over" and "lock this thread" 50% of the time.
• Ryeno is a master of the search feature which he will display the remaining 30% of the time he posts.
• Lunqvist is the messiah of a new religion very similar to scientology.
• Itech mask = dismemberment (except 960/961)
• Ckeelty is a vulcan
• The word Vortek incites riots.
• Strength down the middle.

That's all I can think of now. Looking forward to learning more from/about you folks and adding to the list of those I offend. Maybe at some point in the distant future I can actually speak intelligently on the finer points of goaltending. In the meantime I'll just leetch off of you guys.
Thanks for the site.

[goalieworld35]

Kahnighit,

For such a short timer, you should be elevated to the status of Jedi Master.

Now "Vote or Die".

[hroark2112]

You forgot one key member...

Take every post from Kevinsane as the absolute truth!! He never kids around!

[Appel]

Hola, everybody....name's Kevin, from Philly, and I currently play roller for Drexel U. I'm new. Don't hurt me....that is all.

[Botts]

Drexel....Drexel....I know someone from Drexel...he owes me money!!