I can't think of a less pointless existence than to be part of PETA, sitting around thinking (hmm; ruminating?) up these completely inane protests. Animal abuse is one thing, and I certainly can't condone that, but to cry and whine over an animal that couldn't care less about you, or its place in the world, is just stupid.
If Ben & Jerry's went for it, however, can you imagine the flavors they could come up with?
- I can't belive it's not Mother!
- and for the Pam Anderson fans, Silicone Sundae
