PETA urges Ben & Jerry's to use breast milk

[Holy the Goalie]

PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk - News Story - WPTZ Plattsburgh

(barfing smiley)

C'mon PETA; I like animals and all, but you guys make me want to club a baby seal just to counter-balance your idiocy.

[hammer]

It sounds like a good idea but everyone knows it's better straight from the tap.

I'm starting my own dairy operation. I can't wait til it's milking time. No machines here - it'll be all natural

[hroark2112]

I sent this to my girlfriend and told her she could make a fortune.

Apparently I won't be seeing her naked for a while now...oops!!

[junior1cats]

That's some crazy sh*t !

[rolypolygoalie]

How many mothers does it take to...?

[Sparkles]

Peta's thinking is so one-dimensional, it's a joke. For one, consider how many women it would take to produce as much milk as one cow.

On the other hand, I really could care less about the issue because damn genetics make me lactose intolerant. Mmm... soy.

[marvintpa]

That should do wonders for their credibility.

[icehockeyaf96]

This could never work because whatever the nursing mom ate/drank would pass directly into the milk. The taste would vary depending on the mother's diet, so there would be no way to control the ingredients in the end product. If the mother had Aids, that could also pass into the end product.
Breastfeeding and HIV/AIDS - BabyCenter

So, who thinks that human milk would be safer now?

[fusion]

Dear Peta,

Read a book.

Sincerely,

Ben & Jerry's

[puckpatrol43]

Originally Posted by icehockeyaf96

This could never work because whatever the nursing mom ate/drank would pass directly into the milk. The taste would vary depending on the mother's diet, so there would be no way to control the ingredients in the end product. If the mother had Aids, that could also pass into the end product.
Breastfeeding and HIV/AIDS - BabyCenter

So, who thinks that human milk would be safer now?

You are assuming those terrorists from PETA ever gave a rat's ass about human safety. I mean, what's the big deal if a whole bunch of people gets AIDS if it saved some cows from suffering?

[FRAM]

If I recall correctly the Swiss chef was shutdown by the government on the idea as breast milk is not considered a food product.

[RyJ Maduro]

[Bryan]

PETA has officially switched places with the Rhino Party.

[Stryker908]

The late Dr. Benjamin Spock, America's leading authority on child care, spoke out against feeding cow's milk to children, saying it may play a role in anemia, allergies, and juvenile diabetes and in the long term, will set kids up for obesity and heart disease-America's number one cause of death.

Raise your hands if you like breast milk

[JediGoalie30]

Originally Posted by Stryker908

Raise your hands if you like breast milk

PETA always has been highly illogical.